Warnings: Contents may cause severe irritation to shallow minds. So readers below 18 please leave and go finish your homework, you are welcome to come back when you get to be 20 and smart. Acquaintances, pretend you don’t know me. Hopelessly drop-dead boring adults with drop-dead boring perceptions can gedehell.

sneaky peek on me

from a small town in, a peaceful state in, Malaysia
-enough said-

Aug 29, 2008

RESURFACED!!

RM0.50 + RM1.00 = cukup-cukup tambang balik kinarut
Translation: kalu teda duit jan turun kk

Love yourself before others
Translation: becinta lah sendri-sendri

Nobody's perfect
Translation: carilah kawan yang teda kaki seblah

Pictures speak louder than words
Translation: kalu pigi library carilah buku yang banyak gambar

To forgive is to forget
Translation: kalu begaduh buat-buat ilang akal

No mistake cannot be corrected
Translation: kalu buat correction sila lah guna pen merah

There's always a pleasure in the fall of a friend
Translation: kalu kawan jatuh trus pandang awan pura-pura tia kanal

2's a company, 3's a crowd
Translation: kalu pigi dating jan bawa kawan

Vugok kiva JE
Translation: spray your food before you eat it

Au nokontok target sabab au mintong ih aim
Translation: kalu tingu Anugerah Industri Music jan pakai spek itam

3 and 3 make 6, not 9
Translation: kalu tia pandai mengira sila lah guna calculator

'now he's gettiin a tattoo, he's gettin ink done. he asked for a 13 but they drew a 31...'
Translation: a 33 for a tatto is safer

school sucks, go to college

Too much heaven
Translation: telimpas surga

Love and women can be a lethal combination
Translation: becintalah sesama lelaki

...scribbled on a piece of paper in different handwritings, in a text book from college. Though i couldn't recall when and where did it take place in history, i knew we had a good time producing the piece. Amazing how an old piece of paper can spell the fun and excitement of living a crazy college life. Boy am i glad i didn't accept those uni offers!! And yeah i miss being impulsive, i miss being crazy, i miss being different, i miss you guys...



4 comments:

Anonymous said...

wahahaha..lawak oh Lyn...gila eh sa baca...so funny...bah..keep it up kio!

Smartfool said...

Lyn? tae

Anonymous said...

hahhaha sia pun ketawa oh membaca... tapi kan, sia tau teda ketan sama sia ni walau pun kita sama kolej.. hhahaha

p.s: Man-D .. tu urang nda mau mengaku oh hahaha

Anonymous said...

wow,, good piece :)

my fav: too much heaven
(telimpas syurga) hehe

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