Zou Noh Tii
Warnings: Contents may cause severe irritation to shallow minds. So readers below 18 please leave and go finish your homework, you are welcome to come back when you get to be 20 and smart. Acquaintances, pretend you don’t know me. Hopelessly drop-dead boring adults with drop-dead boring perceptions can gedehell.
sneaky peek on me
- Smartfool
- from a small town in, a peaceful state in, Malaysia
- -enough said-
Jan 22, 2011
Shoot Me. Kneel? I Think Not.
Jan 18, 2011
Discarding, Mending, Regreting, Wondering Irritably..Yet Still Rewarded
Sep 17, 2008
SPOILED MYSELF SILLY
Had too much of the good stuff. We call it sanmiglait. Right pronunciation wrong spelling.
It was supposed to be a ‘rami’ call but heck the beers were yelling for attention. So, we had it to the last bottle. Surprisingly we made it out of the friend’s place by 2am. The last things I remembered before everything went dark and heavy were the time on my mobile clock displayed 230am and my head was running through the things I needed to do when I wake up.
Woke up at around 7am, I wandered around the house until I found my spot before the tv. Tried so hard to stay awake but the alcohol was still in-charge of the system, so I gave in. Back to bed, drifted back to deep sleep until 1pm. Woke up to the blaring sound of car engine next door. I got edgy knowing it was getting late and I had done nothing productive as I planned. I got so much to do, so little resolve. Felt like the most undisciplined human in the whole universe at that moment.
So the rest of the day spent on my notebook, just staring, didn’t quite know what to do with it. It was already 3pm when I finally decided to play my Bleach DVD. And half an hour later the anime characters were presented with a free-style sleeping beauty for about 2 whole hours. When I woke up it was already dark, and my head was throbbing, face felt like being stretched from all directions. And out of the blue I craved for the noodles my friend made last night which I had endlessly made fun of and called by all sort of names. When I said crave….I meant major crave, I was actually drooling at the thought of having another plate of it, right then right there. So that contributed to the building of will to move my ass to do something, at least about the stupid crave.
Blah blah blah I managed to bath, do at least half of the things I had to do, and get my basket filled at CKS with items that I imagined would make nice dinner. Despite the fact that I wasted my day ridiculously and felt overly spoiled, I made myself dinner, inspired by the funny testing noodles expertly invented by my dear friend Melbie...
TAAAADAAAAAAA!!
Aug 29, 2008
RESURFACED!!
Translation: kalu teda duit jan turun kk
Love yourself before others
Translation: becinta lah sendri-sendri
Nobody's perfect
Translation: carilah kawan yang teda kaki seblah
Pictures speak louder than words
Translation: kalu pigi library carilah buku yang banyak gambar
To forgive is to forget
Translation: kalu begaduh buat-buat ilang akal
No mistake cannot be corrected
Translation: kalu buat correction sila lah guna pen merah
There's always a pleasure in the fall of a friend
Translation: kalu kawan jatuh trus pandang awan pura-pura tia kanal
2's a company, 3's a crowd
Translation: kalu pigi dating jan bawa kawan
Vugok kiva JE
Translation: spray your food before you eat it
Au nokontok target sabab au mintong ih aim
Translation: kalu tingu Anugerah Industri Music jan pakai spek itam
3 and 3 make 6, not 9
Translation: kalu tia pandai mengira sila lah guna calculator
'now he's gettiin a tattoo, he's gettin ink done. he asked for a 13 but they drew a 31...'
Translation: a 33 for a tatto is safer
school sucks, go to college
Too much heaven
Translation: telimpas surga
Love and women can be a lethal combination
Translation: becintalah sesama lelaki
...scribbled on a piece of paper in different handwritings, in a text book from college. Though i couldn't recall when and where did it take place in history, i knew we had a good time producing the piece. Amazing how an old piece of paper can spell the fun and excitement of living a crazy college life. Boy am i glad i didn't accept those uni offers!! And yeah i miss being impulsive, i miss being crazy, i miss being different, i miss you guys...
Aug 26, 2008
AN OFFICE OF WORKING BEASTS
severely mutated into a 12-legged spider by constant inconsiderate demands of the collegues. life span is being prolonged by the disability to comprehend chinese and irresponsive to unreasonable behaviors.
The Insensitive Parrot:
Official Appointment: Account Clerk
talks at unbelievable high pitch especially when expressing herself. proclaims she's being underpaid for the jobs she's doing (i'd say that's ahelluvacraps). doesn't read annoyed gestures well. not even turning your head the other way would stop her talking. when she's quiet she's either busy wondering what's the husband doing at home or she's so engaged observing you like you have a tumor on your forehead or something. blessed with the immunity to psychological harassment.
The Big-assed Elephant:
Official Appointment: The Boss' Sister-in-law
she has big ears coz she really listens even when she's not supposed to, she has a big mouth coz she always talks even when it's cool to be quiet over something. she has big voice coz she speaks louder than the boss' wife. she has a big desk coz she keeps lots of rubbish. she has a big head coz she's a natural big-headed old bag, and probably the brain is swelling coz she concerns so much over minor and irrelevant things (i hope it'll just explode 1 day). she has big rear coz she's too lazy to even make a 5-step approach to the fax machine. one nice thing bout her though, she has a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig and nice smile...to mask her fiend-liness.
Aug 25, 2008
WELL SPENT WEEKEND
'...neither a reference book nor a collection of answers to old puzzles; it is rather a provocation, a stimulus to futher thought...' says the author.
i'd say, it is provoking indeed. contents are as delicious as the cover, simply satisfies my crave of having to shake some rusts off my head.
it is a book that i can get so indulged with yet i don't quite understand what it's all about. simply delicious and french.
something good i brought home from my sunday outing, since the i-dont-remember-what thing i bought for my dad in May.
EXPENSIVE PATHETIC MORNING
early unauthorized wake-up call, quick unconvincing morning bath, ridiculous atm transaction (just how often do you get to carry around 100pcs of RM1 notes?), aren't how i look forward to start any sunday but that's just how my weekend greeted me and i ended up having these nicely folded in my purse...
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